LIMITED BURNER BUS TICKETS AVAILABLE

Now that you’ve decided to go to the online burn, the question you are probably asking is, how will I get there?

While you could consider renting a spacious vehicle and driving, hitching, or even charting a plane, why not consider the SPARKLE EXPRESS Burner Bus?

This luxury direct-to-desert coach service offers many advantages:

  • Reduce your carbon footprint
  • Avoid having to wait in line for hours or even days
  • Prevent costly valeting bills
  • Make new friends along the way
  • Space for three large bags and one fur coat

Please note – we have only two journey times available:

  • Sunday 30th August:  12 noon PT / 3pm ET / 8pm UK
  • Sunday 30th August:  1pm PT /  4pm ET / 9pm UK

Collection point:  Your computer screen

NOTE:  To gain entry to the event, you will also need a valid ticket for the SparkleVerse Online Burn.

Please register your interest below, select which time you prefer, and explain why you are worthy.  We will let you know ASAP:

Due to overwhelming demand, SPARKLE EXPRESS has no more spaces left on the bus.  We recommend you consider alternative transport such as plane, large automobile, hitching, skydiving or teleportation.

BS Private Security – For Your Protection

To ensure your safety on the SPARKLE EXPRESS, the operators have engaged a private security firm.

Barbarian Private Security offer the most highly trained private security contractors to maintain order.